Let’s talk underwear for a minute.
I know, it’s not the manliest thing to talk about but, if there’s one thing we’ve all dealt with, it’s having to adjust, fix, move, shake, and rearrange the very parts that make us men in the first place. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
It’s hard to find the perfect fitting pair of underwear. Sure, you can go with the traditional “whitey-tighties” but, unless you’re an 8-year old boy, there comes a point in time where you just grow out of them – literally and figuratively.
Or, you could opt to go with boxers. And, while they certainly allow for more freedom and flexibility than your favorite pair of superman undies, too much of a good thing can introduce its own set of problems.
Enter the boxer briefs. The best of both worlds. Freedom to move the way you want and the support you need to keep your manhood right where it belongs. Seems like the perfect solution, right?
Like many of you, I’ve opted to go with the latter option, until now.
You know as well as I do that we, as men, have a hard time leaving well-enough alone and, while most of our tinkering with solutions that are “good enough” don’t amount to much, every once in a while we stumble upon a revolutionary approach to the old way of doing things, including the way we carry ourselves – if you know what I mean.
Enter Sheath Underwear.
Invented by a two-time Iraq Combat Veteran, you can rest assured knowing all that needs to be addressed has been addressed when it comes to the way our junk handles itself throughout the day.
And, I can tell you from experience that Iraq presents the perfect testing ground for a pair of undergarments that will hold up to the harshest environment and circumstances imaginable – scorching days and extremely rigorous and sustained activity – not to mention the handling the king-sized cajones of the world’s toughest soldiers and marines.
It turns out that what was tested on the battlefield is as applicable to civilian life as it is in the deserts of the Iraq.
So, you might be asking what makes these skivvies different than the options previously presented….
Well, I’m glad you asked.
Sheath Underwear was designed and engineered with care and precision to eliminate the need to adjust yourself every couple of minutes.
Specifically, they’ve constructed a pouch, aptly names the ‘Zen Pouch’, to keep your boys in place whether you’re working out at the gym, running down the road, or performing any number of activities you’re called to do throughout your day.
“Great, so they built a basket for your goods. So what?”, you might be asking.
Here’s why you should care (and there’s no way to make this pretty so bear with me):
Keeps your manhood where it belongs
Keeps you from sticking to your legs
Keeps the impact low from rigorous exercise and/or activity
Keeps you dry throughout the day
And, on top of all that:
They look good – plenty of styles, fabrics, and patterns to choose from
They feel good – moisture wicking fabric, designed by men, and feature no tags
They perform well – tested in Iraq, the gym, and the octagon
Fellas, here’s the bottom line: if you look and feel good, you play good. Sheath Underwear is here to help.
And, they’re offering a 25% discount to members of The Order of Man. Head to http://www.sheathunderwear.com and use “orderofman” at checkout to get your discount.
You and your manhood can thank me later.